tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70797992011-04-21T22:13:17.575-07:00Random thoughts, and the best most interesting websites I've found. I like to travel the backroads of the internet digging up the overlooked and unappreciated sites. Some are very useful, some bizarre, some defy description. Some may be offensive, if you don't have a sense of humor, and a twisted sense of humor at that. No actual cows, bulls, or calfs were hurt while making this blog. Monstercowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12448031966504379657noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7079799.post-1085271963147636342004-05-22T17:00:00.000-07:002004-05-22T20:02:09.096-07:00 <img src="http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/AE/22/AmericanvsAntiAmerican/47/470.jpg"> <img src="http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/AE/22/AmericanvsAntiAmerican/48/477.jpg"> <img src="http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/AE/22/AmericanvsAntiAmerican/48/47a.jpg"> <br /> <br /> <br /> Already this is WAY too much work. I need a link to an auto-blogger or something. <br /> <br /> <br /><img src="http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/AE/22/AmericanvsAntiAmerican/47/6a7.jpg"> <br />One where I can just pop in, and use my microphone to tell the Blog-Bot what to write, and where to put links and stuff. Also, if I <a href="http://www.fctrelaxo.com/">forgot</a> for a few days it would post some random <a href="http://www.eurocompton.net/plethora/Mr_Obvious_Show/">cool sounding stuff</a>, or <a href="http://www.bonsaikitten.com/">a few crazy pictures</a> of monkeys wearing tuxedos <a href="http://www.discosquirrels.com">or something.</a> Is that too much to ask? Just one <a href="http://www.spankythemonkey.com/">monkey</a> wearing a ballarina costume, or some sort of evening gown would be good enough for me. <br /> <br /> <br /><img src="http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/AE/22/AmericanvsAntiAmerican/f/44c.jpg"> <br />I mean, this is <a href="http://www.ieee-virtual-museum.org/index.php">the 21st century</a>... we're supposed to have jet-packs and robots that will meet us at the door with the latest "<a href="http://www.space.com/">Space News</a>" when we come home. <br /> <br /> <br /><img src="http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/AE/22/AmericanvsAntiAmerican/47/4b7.jpg"> <br />And if I have to write daily letters to every <a href="http://www.mpa-garching.mpg.de/">M.I.T. student</a>, <a href="http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html">computer geek</a>, <a href="http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/">politician</a>, <a href="http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/">newspaper editor</a>, and <a href="http://www.threestooges.com/">business mogul </a>until I drop over <a href="http://www.afterlifetelegrams.com/AFTERLIFE/index.html">dead</a>, I WILL have a flying car that can talk, AND predict the future. <br /> <br /> <br /><img src="http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/AE/22/AmericanvsAntiAmerican/f/44f.jpg"> <br />For now, I will be patient and suffer through the indignity of typing this stuff myself. But I'm serious .. I want my flying car. <br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.meankitty.com/gallery.htm">I'm not playing</a> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7079799-108527196314763634?l=monstercow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monstercowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12448031966504379657noreply@blogger.com7